Shannon Kelly White enjoyed a nursing career at a bustling Melbourne hospital where she learned firsthand that many people “fall” anus-first onto inanimate objects and end up in emergency departments for extractions. This discovery led her on a quest to collect holesome tales from nurses across the globe. She found that hospitals everywhere are bursting with patients who not only dared to insert foreign bodies into nooks and crannies they simply shouldn’t have, but also relay their preposterously hilarious tales earnestly and with a straight face to attending medical professionals. They deserve recognition. They deserve The Bumhole Diaries.