This cheesecake leaves me reminiscing over mine and Mr Shannon’s engagement. The fucker had planned it beautifully. We were holidaying on a gorgeous island, he had a vintage ring, he had champagne, and had arranged for a helicopter ride to a white, sandy beach. But...
There was a time when I viewed my breasts like a set of earrings: they came in a pair, they were decorative and they stayed where I put them. But then I had children and they became a fully functional apparatus, and their role as ornaments became only a side-gig,...
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Nutritious food makes you feel awesome but it can taste like penis. In Shannon’s Kitchen, Shannon Kelly White reveals 60 easy-to-follow recipes for healthy food you’ll actually f**king eat.
Her follow-up cookbook, Shannon Does Dinner (coming March 2020) features 6 weeks of go-to meals and is like no book you’ve ever seen before with its crazy photos and funny stories.
If you’ve had a gutful of diets, detoxes and perfect clean eating types, then these hilarious books are for you — there’s no preachy nonsense or etiquette, just ridiculous tales, tasty food, inappropriate language and zero f**ks given.
SHANNON DOES DINNER
Coming March 2020.
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6 weeks of go-to meals for those with nary a f**k to give.
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