by Shannon | Jan 14, 2020 | Life
I’m a former nurse so I understand the role that food plays in our health. You can’t barge through life eating a kilo of Skittles a day and expect to thrive, just the same way you can’t suck a thousand dicks in a month and expect not to get a viral facial sore: the...
by Shannon | Jan 14, 2020 | Life
If you’d rather be entered by a Subway sandwich than by your partner you’re not alone — lots of couples root less after having children. Sometimes it’s because you’re knackered and don’t have the time; sometimes it’s because...
by Shannon | Jan 14, 2020 | Recipe
Chocolate cake: it’s one of life’s winners. But with a fuckload of sugar, flour and oil, it’s not exactly the most healthful shit so, if you’d rather take your health risks in the form of binge drinking, fries and pingers, then making your chocolate...
by Shannon | Jan 14, 2020 | Recipe
Sometimes we get sick and we just bloody want a bloody cuddle from our mums and some goddamn chicken soup. When my second child was born he had to be sliced out. When the surgeon lifted him skyward like Simba from The Lion King, I expected the ‘Circle of Life’ song to...
by Shannon | Jan 14, 2020 | Recipe
So, what we have here is pretty much butter and sugar which is why it tastes so goddamn excellent. There’s a time and a place to pull our dicks about nutritious foods but baking brownies is not that time. I was once health focused enough to try a famous blogger’s...
